Funny travelers enquiry
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I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window.
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A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, “Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?”
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I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with “I’m not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts. “Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, “Capecod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa.” Her response … click.
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A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, “Don’t lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state.”
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I got a call from a man who asked, “Is it possible to see England from Canada?” I said, “No.” He said “But they look so close on the map.”
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Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1-hour lay over in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, “I heard Dallas was a big airport, and I need a car to drive between the gates to save time.”
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A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20am and got into Chicago at 8:33am. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of llinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that!
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A woman called and asked, “Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who’s luggage belongs to who?” I said, “No, why do you ask?” She replied, “Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I’m overweight, is there any connection?” After putting her on hold for a minute while I “looked into it” (I was actually laughing) I came back and explained the city code for Fresno is FAT, and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.
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I just got off the phone with a man who asked, “How do I know which plane to get on?” I asked him what exactly he meant, which he replied, “I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these darn planes have numbers on them.”
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A woman called and said, “I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes.” I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, “Yeah, whatever.”
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A businessman called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. “Oh no I don’t, I’ve been to China many times and never had to have one of those.” I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, “Look, I’ve been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express.”
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A woman called to make reservations, “I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York” The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent: “Are you sure that’s the name of the town?” “Yes, what flights do you have?” replied the customer. After some searching, the agent came back with, “I’m sorry, ma’am, I’ve looked up every airport code in the country and can’t find a Hippopotamus anywhere.” The customer retorted, “Oh don’t be silly. Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!” The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, “You don’t mean Buffalo, do you?” “That’s it! I knew it was a big animal!”
Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down
08 Feb 2008 5 Comments
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10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson… Paging Mr. Johnson..
6. Elvis is leaving the building.
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3. You’ve got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be From Mars…..but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.
And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped…..
1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
Pictures of Celebrities as Kids.
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Funny Error Messagez
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[PIC]Funny computer mouse
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Just some funny ways to propose her/him …………
05 Feb 2008 1 Comment
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(at your own risk!!!)
1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like
gun into her back)
“You’re under arrest!” (For what?) “For stealing my
heart.”
2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?
3. Are your legs tired?
( girl: Why?)
because you have been running through my mind all day!
4. “I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?”
5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve
seemed to have lost myself in your eyes
6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket,
She would say,”What are doing” respond, “Oh, just
checking to see if you were made in Heaven.”
7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)
“I was just showing this flower how beautiful you
are.”
8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
9. Walk up to a guy and say: “Are you from heaven?”
“No” he answers.
“Oh, I thought all the angels were from heaven”
10. I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek,
and die on your lips.
11. Did you know they changed the alphabet?
They put U and I together.
12. Are you lost?
’cause it’s so strange to see an angel so far
from heaven.
13. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I
have to walk by you again?
14. What’s that in your eye? Oh…it’s a sparkle.
15. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
16. You can forget about going to heaven because it’s
sin to look that good
Arrested for laughing?
05 Feb 2008 1 Comment
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A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When She
noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on
account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more
amused. She moved again and then on her third move he burst out
laughing………………
She had him arrested.
Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he
acted in such a manner.
His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn’t help noticing
she was pregnant.
She sat under an advertisement, which read: ‘Coming Soon: The Gold Dust
Twins’.
I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement,
Which read: ‘William’s Stick Did The Trick’.
Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she
sat under an advertisement, which read: ‘Dunlop Rubber would have
prevented this accident.’
The case was dismissed………!!!!!!!!
MEN R SO SIMPLE …….
04 Feb 2008 2 Comments
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MEN R SO SIMPLE
If you kiss him, you are appreiciated
If you don’t, then he is equally pleased
If you praise him, he will accept it as a compliment
If you don’t, then also you are admired
If you agree to all his likes, he thinks it is a perfect match
If you don’t, he will respect your likes and dislikes
If you visit him often, he will be overwhelmed
If you don’t, he will understand you have other priorities
If you are well dressed, he will admire you
If you don’t, you are equally beautiful for him
If you are jealous, he knows you love him a lot
If you don’t, he still knows you love him a lot
If you attempt a romance, Your feelings are understood
If you don’t, still you are liked and admired
If you are a minute late, he will thank u that u came.
If you are early, he will be grateful for it
If you visit another man, he understands that it is job related
If you are visited by another woman, he understands you should
have some time to yourself
If you kiss him once in a while, he is head over heals for u.
If you kiss him often, he is crazy for u.
If you help him in crossing the street, you have high moral values
If you do not, he will help u instead
If you stare at another man, You are just admiring a human being
If he stares another women, its because she looks like u….
If you talk, he will listen
If you want to listen, he will talk
In short:
So strong and so understanding
So powerful and so humble
So straight and so simple
So toleratent and wonderful…
…..MEN!
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GIRLS ARE COMPLEX CREATURES
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are not understanding
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don’t, she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don’t, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her.
If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her.
If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait.
If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way.
If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality
time”
If she is visited by another woman, “oh it’s natural, we are
girls”
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold.
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking
advantage.
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack
ethics.
If you do, she thinks it’s just one of men’s tactics for
seduction.
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting.
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just
admiring.
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk
In short: So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful
…..Girls?!….Sigh.
BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!!!
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thank u
HE: I’m a photographer I’ve been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours!!
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I’d like to have some pleasure too!!!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I’m having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don’t you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I’ve already seen it!!!
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I’m a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
FORWARD ON TO ALL WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS (and men who may appreciate good humor)
Funny thoughts!
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The Equation:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 7777777 Problems. So beware of the glance!
Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!
Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, “Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of AIDS?”
Answer: “So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom!”
Three Feelings:
What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,and Panic is when both are pregnant.
Chinese Adam & Eve:
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.
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